I haven't blogged in a week, but don't worry people, fore I return to the blogosphere in the nick of time with some much smash-mouthed typeface straight from the fingers of realness.
Hold onto your ovaries lady's, here's my take on that fruitcake mom with the 14 kids.
It's slam time.
In an NBC "Dateline" interview aired Tuesday night, 33-year-old Nadya Suleman said the octuplets were a sign from God that she should stop having children."
A sign from God?
Ha!
A rainbow is a sign from God. A butterfly is a sign from God. Being a single-mom with 14 kids is a sign from the nut-quarium that somebody is walking around without the aid of common sense.
Nadya Suleman is way pass crazy. Words haven't been invented to accurately describe your type of crazy so I'm forced to combine fictional nutcase movie characters to best capture your lunacy.
Nadya Suleman, you're a mix of Brad Pitt in the 12 Monkeys, Marlon Brando in the Island of Dr. Moreau and Kathy Bates in Misery.
That aint all sister.
My money says before too long "The People" will come and take all your kids away, toss your loopy tail in an Asylum and you're kids will be all the better because of it.
I'm serious, how can you possibly defend being stupid enough to actually think you can support, raise and prepare 14 people for a productive life with all the necessities? Nowadays, parents are having a hard time providing for the standard 2 or 3 kids without working nights as a stripper or something and you somehow think you can knock out food, diapers and clothing for 14 kids all on your own? 14 kids? America needs to lock away and burn your HMO card. For God's sake, 14 kids is like three Jackson Fives and I don't see no Joe Jackson in your life.
Quick, someone shove Nadya "The Baby Machine" Suleman in a car with Chris Brown. Someone needs to be slapped back into reality already! Hey Chris, I know you can do it. Take Her Down!


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